Tomorrow is the last Friday of the month, if you can beliebe it! [“beliebe” was a typo, but I left it for you Bieber fans.] Which means… it’s a FREE Jeans Day! Whoop whoop!
You know what else is free? These things on Craigslist:
A random collection of gross, worn stuffed animals.
Why? Why would you ever think someone would want to come to your home to pick up a bunch of weird, old stuffed toys? Oh, yup, that’s it – kidnapping.
“Yes hello, Chris Hansen? We caught this predator. They’re in East Van.”
Ah yes, the very expensive and ever elusive +1.75 reading glasses.
If paying $8 at any drug/grocery/dollar store is just out of your ability, rest easy. This pair of reading glasses is FREE. Just spend $4.10 on the Skytrain, 2 zones each way, then walk to a stranger’s house to pick them up. EASY! But more importantly– FREE.
Here’s just a picture of stuff that someone has for free.
Tangled hangers.
Cardboard box.
A broken chair, maybe?
A vacuum cleaner. Actually, I think the ad said that’s NOT up for grabs.
I shall assume that this hoarder just wants some help cleaning out their basement suite because they are lazy and have TOO MANY HANGERS TO DEAL WITH.
Next week = end of the month = moving time. I could be very right about this.
Pallets. Free pallets.
I know why these are free — for all those Pinterest DIY home things that we’re all crazy about!
“What’s that? Wet, splintery wood piled in a bush for FREE?? Yes please! I need to build a rustic headboard this weekend.”
I’m going to pick up a few of these because I want most is for my whole apartment to look like an old farmhouse. You know what I mean. 🙂 🙂
Jeans Day Weekly 