This heat wave has got me seeking out places with watery relief on a daily basis — like the beach. Ohhh the sweet, sweet beach. You know what else happens at the beach sometimes? WEDDINGS!
You know when you’re trying to share a romantic moment with your beloved cowboy boots, taking them into your tender botanical embrace on a tropical beach at sunset, but some pesky country couple photo-bombs you? Ugh, get a room!
Now, I love a theme wedding as much as the next guy, but…
I mean, Survivor might be a choice you look back on later in life and…regret? And what’s with the ducks hanging over their heads? Are they actually getting married pond-side?! Oh jeez, this just took a real turn.
Speaking of regrets, what is this pose about? It seems like they’re trying to maybe tell a story here, but it’s in a language I can’t quite read.
“Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” or
“I don’t wannnnaaaaa!” or
“Let’s just sit a while, my love” or
“Babe, I’m stuck in this pit of quick sand. Go on without me, live a full and happy life. But never take another lover, k?”
Everyone NEEDS to have a sexy splash in the sea wedding pic. Those are the moments to really remember. But reality tends to play out differently…
“Storm is coming in quick. Just smile for the camera and trudge along. That, dear girl, is what marriage is after all.” And who’s getting married in this photo? No one will ever know.
HER: I’m a mermaid. Wild and free and living life to the full —GAH! Help, babe! It went up my nose. Sea water is gross! My veil, it’s drowning me! Babe! HELP!
Stay cool, kids!