HI! It’s me again to harass remind you that tomorrow is another JEANS DAY.
I love the sunshine, but what I love more is enjoying it from a nice shady spot because my delicate system can’t cope with too much direct sunlight or else I spontaneously combust.
Ok, well not quite. But it is important to protect ourselves from those UV rays and, personally, I do enjoy a hat. Especially DENIM HATS!
This first melon topper is from Bullhide Hats’ Sassy Cowgirl collection. It’s called the Young and Crazy Denim Western Hat. … I didn’t even have to make that up. That’s all real, baby. And you best believe this wide brim will keep your face and neck shaded while you squint at the horizon as you trotting through God’s country. Not on a horse, just you trotting.
Another wide brim, perhaps a DIY, that screams “I’VE GIVEN UP ON TRYING TO FIND LOVE! I MAKE HATS NOW! COME HAVE TEA WITH ME AND MY EIGHT FERRETS!”
Hmmmm, while it says “Hide Your Crazy”, the subtext of this chapeau is that you in fact are 100% insane. Also this hat probably weighs 12 lbs and the stubs will get as hot as a seatbelt buckle when you get into a car that’s been heating up in the sun for 6 hours. Ouch!
Yes, hello? 1997, is that you?
Everyone can rejoice at the fact that the bucket hat is FINALLY making a comeback! Aaliyah and LL Cool J agree.
Ahhh here we go. A hat that protects your modesty AND your skin from the sun. Throw on some sunglasses and your skin will be so safe, you’ll be 50 years old with the skin of a 22-year-old. Take THAT melanoma!
And remember to sunscreen under those ripped jeans! These are some rough looking sunburns.