Good afternoon, one and all! Just a friendly reminder that tomorrow is JEANS DAY! Soon enough we’ll all be carving pumpkins, or I will be at least, so here is some inspiration for you.
Sweet babely Jason Sudeikis pumpkin. I NEED someone to carve this one so I can kiss it on the lips. Much appreciated, thanks.
If you have a giant pumpkin lying around your yard, you could whip this up in an hour, easy pleezy! Emotional inspiration? Think, all your life’s regrets manifested as a pumpkin. Then that pumpkin grows and grows until you can’t even fathom moving it anymore. THEN all those regrets and poor decisions and negative feelings BURST from within manifested as adult-onset anxiety!! The HORROR!!
Here’s an idea if we pool all our pumpkin resources. We can make a life-sized Triceratops! Then the movie-making people upstairs will see it and no doubt be hugely inspired to create a dinosaur Halloween movie with Jason Sudeikis voicing the hunky lead dino, and it’ll win all the Golden Globes and Oscars and WE’LL be the ones to thank for bringing such joy and brilliant creativity to the world! Who’s in?!
A Jack-o-Lantern deconstructed reconstruction. It’s the Thing AND he’s wearing jeeeaaaans! This looks like a split second snapshot just as he starts to explode from the inside.
BEWARE: The carver becomes the carved.
The judges are expecting realism, people. This isn’t kindergarten safety scissors jack-o-lantern giggle time.
Whoops! How’d that get in here?!? That’s just… never mind, it’s nothing. This guy – my soulmate—whatever — sent me this after— bleh! Not important. I have weird taste and he gets me.
ANYWAY… tomorrow, Jeans. Wear ’em.